Self-esteem is a wonderful thing. Regardless of age, we all should have it. But alas, sometimes The Mists of Avalon close in, and everybody is...well, just so dammed inadequate. They don’t seem to give us that self-esteem boost we need.
Take this simple test, and find out if it’s time to break out the wallet and pony up!
1. I think of myself as a 10, and therefore I deserve a 10.
2. I’m looking for fun, and whether or not I'm much fun isn't the issue.
3. Needy guys turn me right off.
4. I can’t quite bring myself to see a guy again after I’ve had sex with him.
5. I don’t like the guys who like me, and the guys I like don’t reciprocate.
6. I believe I have limitless choices, but haven’t crunched the actual numbers ‘round town recently.
7. My sexuality is entirely about having my desires, fantasies and fetishes met.
8. I believe I have a lot to offer, but haven’t offered anybody anything lately.
9. I prefer to have a social, intellectual and financial advantage over guys, but…
10. …I find it personally insulting when people suggest I should be paying for sex.
Scoring:
0-3: You might get laid soon for free.
4-6: Your freebie days are numbered…get familiar with curb-crawling and $$$ negotiations.
7-10: Make a weekly booking with an agency, and demand they send new meat every time!
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